Saturday, May 26, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #12

     I don't know if you have seen, but I posted a special "tip" on my birthday, May 25th, which was yesterday, check it out! Basically, special "tips" aren't going to be tips, but they are going to be cool stuff. Okay, I know you are all waiting for what awesome tip I am going to be posting as number 12.... Well wait no more because tip number 12 is... "Zombies Aren't the Only Problems!' The meaning of this quote is that in a zombie apocalypse, zombies aren't going to be the only problems, sure they might be a big problem, or even the main problem at one point, but there are other dangers. I can give you a couple examples of things that can threaten your lives. one, hunger, that's a big one, two, dehydration, also a big one, three, wild animals, such as boars, bears, even dogs believe it or not. Fourth, other people, believe it or not, some people will go crazy, trust me, and people want to be in power and probably went crazy from lack of communication with others (that leads me to my next tip), other people can be a danger! Fifth and lastly (can't think of anything else at this point), disease, this is a huge one. In a zombie apocalypse you wouldn't think to wash your hands right? But if you don't, and you have cuts, or wounds, or you just haven't washed your hands in forever, then you can be sick, and most likely die. That's why it is always good to have at least 2 first aid kits on you at all times, just in case. But honestly, try to be the most cleanly, don't touch dead zombies with your bare hands also, but be clean or you could suffer the consequences. This is no joke too, you can actually contract a disease from lack of cleanliness! Such disease you can get are: dysentery, salmonella (contracted from bad food), hepatitis, typhoid fever, cholera, and even polio (and if you get polio while in a zombie apocalypse you're screwed)! It's actually sorta scary! The picture of the day is a dog that looks scary. The eyes are fake of course, but the facial expression is real, would you wanna meet that?
Picture of the Day: Would You Wanna Meet That?

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