Zombie Survival Tip #14

     Come on guys! Let's rack up those hits! Tell your friends about this blog! I need the Google +1's, the comments, and most especially the hits! Tell your friends! Okay, now onto the tip. You ready? Okay! Well, so you know I have a zombie "vault," (that is what I like to call it), and I keep all my zombie pictures and videos in there, and I keep my tips written down. Just to let you know! Also, I figured out that I am one of the smartest people (zombie wise) in the world! One of the most smartest person about zombies does not know more than me! That's insane! It's just cool... Okay, now onto the tip. Tip number 14 is, "Keep Track of Time!" Now, I know that that sounds like a stupid thing to do. But keeping track of time is useful. The best thing it helps with is to tell you what time it is and how long you have till dark. Get a watch (preferably solar powered) or something. It will really help to know what time it is, trust me. If you have ever gotten lost in the woods without a time tracking device, you are done for, you wouldn't know when it would get dark. You also have to take time to build like a tent or something (in the wilderness, if you were to build a tent in a zombie apocalypse, you would be dead, that is unless the tent is surrounded with spikes and grenade launchers and shit, but I don't think you should do that)! Hopefully you now understand the safety (and security) of keeping track of time! The picture is of a solar powered watch (those are going to be very helpful)!
Picture of the Day: Solar Powered Watch

Zombie Survival Tip #13

     Remember my last tip? Zombies aren't the only problems, do you remember? Well, I said about halfway through that post that people are a danger too because they want to be in power and go crazy from lack of communication, and remember when I said that the lack of communication led me to my next tip? Well, here it is. Tip number 13 is "Be Sure to Always Have Someone to Talk to!" What I mean by this is, like I said before, you can go crazy from lack of communication, no joke, you may think that I'm kidding, but I'm not. If you still don't believe me, think for a minute, being alone in a zombie apocalypse were everything is shot to shit, and you constantly kill people (zombies, they aren't people anymore), you can't talk to anyone, because they aren't there! So for years, you don't talk to anyone, you keep all your thoughts inside, not letting them out, causing them to later implode! It's bad! I would go crazy if no one was by my side (obviously people would be with me, because I can keep them all alive)! Always have someone to talk to! Actually, now that I think about it. You can do what I call the "Castaway!" The Castaway is when you get an object and talk to it, such as in the movie Castaway, where the main character, Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks), is trapped on an island, but what he does is he finds a volleyball and names it Wilson! That is a very creative way to talk I guess! The picture of the day is of that volleyball, Wilson! P.S. The reason he calls the volleyball Wilson, is because that is the company that made it, the sporting goods company!
Picture of the Day: Wilson the Volleyball

Zombie Survival Tip #12

     I don't know if you have seen, but I posted a special "tip" on my birthday, May 25th, which was yesterday, check it out! Basically, special "tips" aren't going to be tips, but they are going to be cool stuff. Okay, I know you are all waiting for what awesome tip I am going to be posting as number 12.... Well wait no more because tip number 12 is... "Zombies Aren't the Only Problems!' The meaning of this quote is that in a zombie apocalypse, zombies aren't going to be the only problems, sure they might be a big problem, or even the main problem at one point, but there are other dangers. I can give you a couple examples of things that can threaten your lives. one, hunger, that's a big one, two, dehydration, also a big one, three, wild animals, such as boars, bears, even dogs believe it or not. Fourth, other people, believe it or not, some people will go crazy, trust me, and people want to be in power and probably went crazy from lack of communication with others (that leads me to my next tip), other people can be a danger! Fifth and lastly (can't think of anything else at this point), disease, this is a huge one. In a zombie apocalypse you wouldn't think to wash your hands right? But if you don't, and you have cuts, or wounds, or you just haven't washed your hands in forever, then you can be sick, and most likely die. That's why it is always good to have at least 2 first aid kits on you at all times, just in case. But honestly, try to be the most cleanly, don't touch dead zombies with your bare hands also, but be clean or you could suffer the consequences. This is no joke too, you can actually contract a disease from lack of cleanliness! Such disease you can get are: dysentery, salmonella (contracted from bad food), hepatitis, typhoid fever, cholera, and even polio (and if you get polio while in a zombie apocalypse you're screwed)! It's actually sorta scary! The picture of the day is a dog that looks scary. The eyes are fake of course, but the facial expression is real, would you wanna meet that?
Picture of the Day: Would You Wanna Meet That?

Special Zombie Survival "Tip" #1

    If you have read the title of this post, then you are probably wondering, "What? A special tip? What?!" Well, as you know (most likely). It is my birthday today, yes the zombie mastermind is growing up! I have been thinking, what if I make special posts on special days (such as Christmas, Easter, Valentines Day, Etc.) I am going to make a special post on holidays (holidays in America)! I was born on May 25th, 1998, yes, I was born on Memorial Day 1998! So basically, this tip is going to mash with Memorial Day. Because they are close together (that damned Memorial Day moves around a lot), I will make them one special tip. To be honest, these aren't really going to be "tips," they will be more like cool stuff, so sorry for misjudging you. But this cool thing of the special day is going to be about this event in the UK, that gets you immersed in a real life zombie apocalypse! Yes, you read that right, a real life zombie apocalypse! The reason I am talking about this on my birthday is because I am turning 14 (yes, I am a zombie mastermind, even though I am 14)! I am talking about it because in two years (you have to be 16), I will be able to do this, which it is awesome! Basically, it fully immerses you into a zombie apocalypse, such as a mall in Dawn of the Dead or a mansion such as the one in Resident Evil. It is a very cool thing and the link of the day is the two web pages explaining it, if you are a zombie fan, read it, it is very cool! The next special "tip" will be coming to you on Father's Day on  June 17th, 2012! Read this, you will flip, it is so awesome!

Link of the Day #1: The Real Life Zombie Apocalypse
Link of the Day #2: Zed Events, The Real Life Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Survival Tip #11

     I have one request, well three actually... First, check out my Zombie Apocalypse Tips Facebook page! Second, email me. Thirdly and lastly, comment! I need the support you guys!  Okay, I've been thinking, I have been talking to my art teacher, and he gave me an idea, remember tip number seven? Blades don't need reloading remember? Well, he gave me an idea, (I call this tip 8.1) he said "You said blades don't need reloading, but what about bow and arrows? Because technically you can use it over and over again, by retrieving the arrow from the zombie you kill, and it is better for far away attacks, rather than close up attacks by a blade or blunt weapon!" He is completely right. Bow and arrows are good for two reasons, one, you can kill from far away, unlike a knife, and two, you can just keep using the same arrow! (That is until the arrow breaks). That was tip 8.1, but now, onto the long awaited tip number 11 (by the way, because it is above 10 I am using digits now rather than writing it out)! Tip number 11 is... "Be Ready to Move!" Honestly, this tip somewhat goes back to tip number 10, plan an escape route, if zombies are invading your shelter, or your fort of mass destruction, or whatever you are using, then be ready to take what you need. Basically, pack the necessities and head off. If its a small horde, sure fight them off, but if it is like a horde of 70 zombies, pack your bags man, you gotta leave! What I would say to pack is food, water (a lot of it, all you can get), weapons, ammo (again, get a lot), and clothes and your shoes, and anything else that is important. This tip is appointed to small groups, big groups, and just a single person! That's it for tip number 11! I got a quick comment. If the zombie apocalypse ever does happen (which I can guarantee that it will NEVER happen, but we will say if it does), then seek me out, find me, because we will survive! I might lose a few people because people are stupid, but the smart ones that stick with me will survive! Tip number 12 will be coming your way on May 26th! P.S. My birthday is tomorrow! Just saying! The picture of the day is just a funny picture I came across in my picture/video vault!
Picture of the Day: Preparedness

Zombie Survival Tip #10

     Wow! It seems like forever and a half since tip number one! I can't believe it felt so long! Today is tip number ten which is a great one, and a wise tip too! Tip number 10 is "Be Sure to Plan An Escape Route!"  If you were to make a fortress of zombi-tude, then be sure to have an easy escape route. The reason why is because if the zombies were to break in at the front of the fortress, then find an easy way out so you don't get killed. I have an example, if you have ever seen the movie Zombieland, the main character, Columbus (the characters named themselves by where they were from). He has little tips and stuff, and when they go into the store in the beginning, he takes an object and places it in the door, which would make escape easier. All I can say is don't make it obvious so that the zombies can get in, use your zombie common sense. For the video of the day, it is a video of all the rules in the dark comedy, Zombieland.
Video of the Day: Zombieland Rules

Zombie Survival Tip #9

     Sorry for such the long wait (well, only six days). But I had a trip to Washington D.C. So I couldn't post anything then. Okay, now onto the long awaited tip number nine! "Feelings Do Not Play in a Zombie Apocalypse!" Now, take a minute to comprehend that... Ready? Okay, well what I mean by feelings do not play is that if you have someone in your group who is bitten, say your good-byes and then shoot them in the head, they will turn into a zombie if you don't. Now I know this may seem heartless and cruel, but think about it. When your family member or friend who you love more than anything is bitten by a zombie, and they turn. They are not your family or friend anymore! In every single zombie movie I have ever seen (I've seen EVERY zombie movie) if a member of the clan is bitten, they don't do anything, they assume that there is a cure (if there is a cure, the government probably has it and you will not get it, trust me) and you are watching and thinking "Idiots, they are gonna be a zombie soon, and someone else is gonna die!" And you are always right, just shoot them in the head before someone else dies. This makes sense right? I know you care for your people, but if you really cared, be a man and kill the person before someone else dies because you believe that they still love you, when they are dead. All I can say is use your zombie survival common sense, I mean really, don't be like those idiots in those zombie movies, listen to me, these tips are 100% true and accurate. For the picture, it is an urban city with zombies, just a simple picture.
Picture of the Day: Urban Zombies

Zombie Survival Tip #8

    Tip number eight is... "When You Climb to Another Story With Stairs, Always Destroy the Stairs!"  This tip means that if you go up stairs in a building, try to destroy the stairs. Methods of destroying stairs are to use a carpenters hammer, an axe, or any other big sharp thing. Do not use fire! Fire only spreads and sets other things on fire. Common sense. Next tip will be posted on May 20th, I will be gone for a couple days. So May 20th, mark your calenders! Remember that one tip? I believe it was tip number four. Remember when I said to avoid urban environments, and my example? Raccoon City from the video game, (and movie) series Resident Evil! Well, the picture of the day is a map of Raccoon City, where the T-Virus was spread, turning people into zombies.
Picture of the Day: Raccoon City

Zombie Survival Tip #7

     I'm excited! Are you? I finally made it to my seventh post without crashing and burning! I am a little upset with my hits though... My last blog had 447 thousand hits, I want that much on this blog! Okay, enough of my problems, here is tip number seven! Tip number seven is "Blades Don't Need Reloading!" Now, what I mean about this is that guns do need reloading and you might run out of ammo, so pack a machete in your zombie kit, or some other sharp blade, (actually any blunt weapon would work but I just said blades). Blades don't need reloading, a gun does. You can run out of ammo in a gun, not in a blade, (unless the blade breaks or is too dull to sharpen it). All I can say is pack guns, but pack some blades though. Guns are good for far distances and close, usually blades aren't unless they are throwing knifes, but even then I wouldn't risk it. Blades are good for close combat, but be careful not to let the zombie too close, because that would be bad. Pack a knife, katana, machete, switchblade, virtually any blade, and use it, it will help a lot, believe me. My next zombie survival tip will be posted on May 14th! For the picture today, I chose to use four. All sorta have to go with a joke. The joke is that you need A LOT of guns for the zombie apocalypse, and these pictures show a lot of guns, but they are not enough!
Picture of the Day #1: Not Enough for the Zombie Apocalypse!
Picture of the Day #2: Still Not Enough!
Picture of the Day #3: Trust Me You Need A Lot of Guns! Not Enough Still!
Picture of the Day #4: Totally True! By the Way, Still Not Enough!

Zombie Survival Tip #6

     Sorry this is going to be a short tip! Sorry! This tip is a true tip, do you want to know the reason why it is true? Well, because zombies are dead and cannot feel fear... Okay onto tip number six which is... "They Feel No Fear, Why Should You?" This is important because, well first of all, zombies can't feel emotions, because they are dead. But if zombies can't feel fear, then why should you? If they could feel fear, they would be afraid of you! A zombie assassin with guns a' blazing! But you shouldn't be afraid. But be cautious! The next tip will be coming your way on May 12th! For the video, it is a place I would go to this place, this place in the video is called The Maunsell Sea Forts! I would go there because it is surrounded by water and zombies can't swim! Research the Maunsell Sea Forts to learn more or email me!
Video of the Day: The Maunsell Sea Forts

Zombie Survival Tip #5

     This tip is actually my favorite tip (I know I said the other one was, but this one is my all time favorite). Okay, onto tip number five. Tip number five is "No Place is Safe, Only Safer!" The reason this is my favorite is because it is totally true, in a zombie apocalypse, virtually nowhere is safe, one place could be safe but not for long, then you would have to find another place which is probably safer, if you understand what I am saying. What I am trying to say is that no place is truly safe, just safe and then safer, then more safe than that, and so on and so forth. This tip is probably the best to listen to, but that is just my opinion, I really think that this tip is the best because it is so true, zombies would be everywhere! Watch your back! Tip #6 will be shambling your way on May 10th! If you have any questions about this or anything, post a comment or email me at gnarsomesminecraft@gmail.com. Instead of a picture or video for the link. Today I am going to put a game called the "Zombie Survival Quiz." Basically what you have to do is answer the questions on what you think you should do, and when you are done, post (or email) me your score at the end!
Game of the Day: Zombie Survival Quiz

Zombie Survival Tip #4

     I'm excited! Do you want to know why? Well, the reason why is because I have so many hits for my fourth post, and I have four Google Points which is really good! Sorry for blabbering on! Okay, now to zombie survival tip number four! Tip number four is... "Try to Avoid Urban Environments!" In case you did not know what an urban environment is, I will tell you. A urban environment is basically a place, such as a city or a big town, that has a higher population than that of a rural environment, a rural environment is a lower populated village or the country. Now, the reason that you should avoid a urban environment is because the place (let's say it is a city) is probably heavily populated, meaning that there would be more zombies. Now, you are probably thinking. "What do I do if I come across a urban environment in my travels?" Well, I will tell you. If you come across a city or some other heavily populated area, then you should go around it. Yes, go around it. By go around I mean stay away. Stay at least a mile away and stay on the lookout, and use some quiet means of transportation, such as walking, using a bicycle, or something else that is quiet. Or you can do two other things, you can go back where you came from, or secondly, you could go in the city and loot for items, but if you were to do that, you would need to be extra extra cautious because who knows how many zombies could be in the city. One example of a urban environment is Raccoon City from the Resident Evil series, one outbreak and poof! Everything is shot to shit. That is it for tip number four! Please leave a comment, like my Facebook page, or email me for any questions! Tip number five is going to be coming to you on May 8th! Stick Around!

Picture of the Day: Zombie Environment

Zombie Survival Tip #3

     Welcome back! By the way, I forgot to mention that you can email me at Gnarsomesminecraft@gmail.com if you have any questions! Onto tip number three! Remember last time I said that tip number two led me to this one? Well, the reason I said that is because in a zombie apocalypse you need to run a lot! So that leads to tip number three which is "Work On Your Cardio!" Even though zombies are slow, you will need to run at some point because you could get cornered or something. Running is a very very important atribute in a zombie apocalypse.
Picture of the Day: Running

Zombie Survival Tip #2

        Welcome back! I made a page on Facebook for this blog! The URL is http://www.facebook.com/ZombieApocalypseTips please like the page and email me at Gnarsomesminecraft@gmail.com for any questions! Okay! Now onto tip number two. Tip number two is one of my favorites (and the most true) tips, tip number two is "Invest in Good Shoes!" The reason this is my favorite tip is because it is 100% true! If a zombie apocalypse was nigh, I would do whatever I could to get good running shoes! Now, here is the reason it is a tip! The reason this is a tip is because if zombies rise, then you are going to buy shoes because you will walk or run so far! Now you are probably saying, "No. I'm gonna be pent up in my crib!" I would say back, "No you aren't. If at least ten zombies showed up at your house. You are screwed." Running is an essential part of a zombie apocalypse, you must run if there are zombies after you! Oh yeah! I forgot to say, make sure they fit too! You don't want to have too tight shoes. This tip leads me to my other tip! But you will just have to wait! Sorry! Next tip will be posted May 4! Stick around!

Picture of the Day: Don't Worry...