Zombie Survival Tip #31

     Hey guys and girls and... Other. Why did I say other? Haha! But seriously, listen to this, I am so deeply sorry that I haven't posted a tip, I have been really busy and I didn't have a chance to post one. I see a lost a + point, but listen, I have an idea, so I do not have to piss off anymore people. Instead of posting a tip every two days. I will be posting a tip every four days, to save me some time to do other stuff. Okay? So let's start tip #31 shall we? Tip number 31 is... "Too Much is Never Enough!" It is funny because I believe that this tip is also a song by Lisa Lois. But I am pretty sure her song has nothing to do with zombies! This tip basically means that you can never have enough things in a zombie apocalypse. You may think you have too much food/water/ammo/etc. But that is not true, you should have way more than you think is right. Basically, in simpler terms, keep finding stuff, raiding, etc. Because there are seven billion (around seven billion) people on the Earth and through my zombie expert calculations, only about thirteen thousand will survive. Meaning that there are 6,999,987,000 zombies that you have to kill. While reading those calculations, you are probably thinking, "Whoa, he is right! I do need a lot of stuff! Maybe I should trust the third or fourth smartest person in the world zombie wise!" Yeah, I added that last part! Well that is it for this tip. Join me on August 4th for the next tip! Man, that is the day I have to get my blood taken... But whatever! The picture of the day is a stockpile. Hey, remember about my deal! See you later!
Picture of the Day: You're Gonna Need More Than That...

Zombie Survival Tip Recap

     Make sure you check out tip number 30! But this is the first ever recap post! I didn't think about doing it on 10 and 20, but this recap will be for all 30, but after this, when we get to 40, it will just be by tens. Okay, well here goes! We will start with #1 - #10

#1 Shoot Them in the Head

#2 Invest in Good Shoes

#3 Work on Your Cardio

#4 Try to Avoid Urban Environments
#5 No Place is Safe, Only Safer

#6 They Feel No Fear, Why Should You

#7 Blades Don't Need Reloading

#8 When You Climb Another Story With Stairs, Always Destroy the Stairs

#9 Feelings Do Not Play in a Zombie Apocalypse

#10 Be Sure to Plan an Escape Route

Now onto #11 - #20

#11 Be Ready to Move

#12 Zombies Aren't the Only Problem

#13 Be Sure to Always Have Someone to Talk to

#14 Keep Track of Time

#15 Be Prepared

#16 Be Sure You Know How to Hot Wire a Car

#17 Don't Trust the Government

#18 Don't Act Like a Zombie. That Only Leaves You as an Easy Meal

#19 Steal Gasoline From Cars or From Gas Stations

#20 Humor is a Necessity

Lastly, #21 - #30

#21 Search for Help

#22 Melee Weapons are Very Useful

#23 Electricity is Key

#24 Use Your Environment

#25 Weapons are Your Best Friends

#26 Do Not Keep Your Hair Long

#27 Do Not Wear Baggy Clothes

#28 Do Not Have any Loose Objects

#29 Pay Attention

#30 Train Your Stomach

Damn! That was a mouthful! Okay, make sure you check out tip number 30 and make sure you come back on July 22nd! For the picture is just a funny photo! See you later!
Picture of the Day: Soon...

Zombie Survival Tip #30

     Hello again audience! Today is that day! Which day you ask? The day for my 30th tip! Can you believe how long it took to get to this tip?! It feels like forever and a half ago since I first started this blog in May! Okay, well I am going to get right into this! Tip number 30 is... "Train Your Stomach!" This tip is probably the second most important tip (pay attention being the first). Now, when I explain this tip. I explain it in two ways. There are two ways you have to train your stomach for. One being guts, brains, blood, death, anything that is gross for you (of course, I don't get grossed out). Two being lack of food. You will have to be able to go without eating for a day at least. It is good to train yourself for this stuff. Trust me. I have discussed this with other zombie people (I am the third smartest person in the world [zombie wise] and trust me, that is not a joke) but by other zombie people I mean the fifth and sixth and seventh smartest people (the only reason I am not saying names is for privacy). Okay, well, make sure you check out the recap post after this one! But otherwise, the next tip will be posted on July 22nd. The picture today is of a gross thing! Let me just say. That is pretty bad! Haha! Well, until next time my friends!
Picture of the Day: That Makes Me Hungry!

Zombie Survival Tip #29

     Hello audience! Welcome back to my blog! Sorry about the break, I have been extra busy this summer. Okay, before I start. I need more views you guys! Okay, I have a proposition for you, as viewers. When I hit 10,000 views on this blog, and 16 Google + points. As soon as I have both of those, I will give you guys an excellent "treat". But that is only when I get 10,000 views as well as 16 + points. Honestly, I will think about what the "treat" will be. Okay well, now let's get to the reason you are actually here! Tip number 29! Okay, well here goes! Tip number 29 is... "Pay Attention!" This tip is the tip that will keep you alive for a very long time. You always have to pay attention to all of your surroundings, because as soon as you have your guard down, you are dead. Basically, all I can say is use your five senses, smell zombies and musty dead bodies. Sight, see zombies, details in the environment. Hear, this is a big one, listen to everything it is a very big deal. Hearing is one of the biggest senses to be used other than that of sight. Use touch to indicate items, be careful and make sure it is an item not an enemy. You don't have to use taste that much so... But this is probably the most important tip that you can ever read. Okay, tip number 30 will be coming in two days (July 18th). Oh yeah. I almost forgot. On every tenth post (10, 20, 30, 40, etc.) I will make a "Recap" post to recap on all the posts before it. (So if it was the 30th post, two days from now, then I would post tip number 21 through 30 in a recap post.) So on July 18th, there will be two posts. One for tip number 30, and one for the recap. Okay, now to tell you what the picture of the day will be. The picture will be of a workplace "pay attention" sign. Before I sign off, listen, remember my proposition, and get me views! See you guys later!

Picture of the Day: Pay Attention or Pay the Price

Zombie Survival Tip #28

     Welcome back you guys! Remember when I said that the three tips would all basically have the same meaning? Well, this is the last tip of the three that have something in common (the three tips are #26, #27, and #28). Well, if you haven't already guessed, than I will wait till the end to tell you what they have in common. Okay, tip number 28 is... "Do Not Carry Any Loose Items!" Do you get it now? Why they all tie in? If not, then I will continue. This tip means that you should never have any loose items, like necklaces,  handkerchiefs, loose fabric, bracelets, or anything that could pull you down if you were grabbed. Okay, now to reveal why they all go together... Are you ready? Okay, well the reason they all go together is because they all have to do with loose objects (hair, clothing, items) that should be avoided if you were to live in a zombie infested world! I hope you remember that! That is a major major tip that should be remembered! Okay, tip number 29 will be posted on July 16th! And also, the photo of the day is of an athlete being pulled down by his loose clothing! See you guys on the 16th!
Picture of the Day: Pulled Down

Special Zombie Survival "Tip" #3

      Welcome back you guys and happy Independence Day! And since it is Independence Day (also known as the 4th of July) I will be posting this, the third installment of my favorite tips... The "tips!" Haha. Well, this "tip" will most likely be a short one, because I don't have much to say. Actually, I just thought of something, I'm going to throw away all the other lame jokes and pictures (now it is going to be longer). I'm going to introduce you guys to a new game that is coming out (even though it has nothing to do with America, because it takes place in London). Now, this "M" rated game is for the new upcoming console, the WiiU. This game is developed by Ubisoft and this game seems like it will be a really good game. The games name is ZombieU. Here is basically how you play. The game is displayed on both the TV and controller screen (the WiiU is a handheld gameplay console along with the Wii), with the latter displaying a "Bug-Out Bag" (a bag that is already formed if needed to "bug-out") containing a character's survival kit and inventory. Motion-sensor devices along with sniper sight can be displayed on the controller screen. In this game, permanent death is in effect; if the character dies at any time, the player must start over as a new survivor (I thought that was one of the coolest things, being able to play a different view and obtain old items from the other character you played). Unlike most games, one bite from a zombie will kill instantly (This is also one of the things I like about this game, it's realistic). The new character is able to attempt to pick up the Bug-Out Bag which is now in the possession of the player's former character who is now a zombie. Multiplayer is possible, as online friends can be alerted of a player's death to obtain the player's gear. Basically, that is the game, now I don't know if there is going to be like plots or missions, but so far, this is probably going to be a really really good game. Okay, well that is it for this special "tip!" Stick around because the next special "tip" will be coming to you on Labor Day, which is on the date September 3rd. Also, the next regular tip will be posted on July 6th! The link of the day is to the official site of the game ZombiU. Stick around!
Link of the Day: ZombiU

Zombie Survival Tip #27

     Okay. I am a tiny bit late again! It is exactly 3:20 AM here in New York. Technically today is the third of July, and tip number 27 was supposed to be on the second. But again. Let's keep that a secret! Okay, I know you what you are thinking, "What are you doing everyday that keeps you so busy?" Well, I will tell you. A lot of things have been going on... Let's just say that... Okay, remember last tip when I said "The next three tips (including this one) will all eventually tie in together." Remember? Well, you probably haven't figured it out due to the only clue/tip I have given you. Well, you will know soon enough. Wow, I am already at tip number 27! Just wait till 30! Oh yeah! Tomorrow (should be today, the second, but time is tricky so it would be today) is the Fourth of July! Which means special zombie survival "tip" number 3 will be coming out! Which is also the day I have to get my blood taken... Great! (That was said with a touch of sarcasm)! Which now that I think of it, I don't think I can get my blood taken because it is a holiday. But whatever, just one thing though... Drink lots of clear fluids! Okay, after my rambling, here is the 27th tip! "Do Not Wear Baggy Clothing!" Okay, as you can tell, this tip does sorta tie in with tip number 26. Why? Because, zombies can grab things! If you were to wear baggy clothing, it would just be more material for zombies to grab! Here are rights and wrongs for both sexes (such as last time)! Men, this is wrong! Do not pretend to be M.C. Hammer and buy yourself a pair of parachute pants because it will just make you an easy target! (Wrong: M.C. Hammer's Parachute Pants). Here is the right way! (Basically the right way is to tuck in everything)! (Right: Dress Shirt) Now, I have to admit that a dress shirt would not be a great idea, but it was all I could find in the vault! Okay, now onto women. Here is the wrong way, do not have a scarf, worst clothing idea ever, and that coat doesn't help either! (Wrong: Coat and Scarf) Okay, here is the right way for a woman to dress in! (Right: Sleeveless Tee-Shirt) That is one of the best clothes combinations you could possibly have! That is tip number 27 and tip number 28 will be posted on July 6th and the third special "tip" will be posted on the Fourth of July! Enjoy! Remember to email, like, +, and follow! The picture of the day is of a group of zombies! See you guys around!
Picture of the Day: Group of Zombies

Zombie Survival Tip #26

     Phew! It is such a relief to be back! Remember how I said on tip number 25 that I was going to post this tip on the 24th of June? Well, it didn't happen. I have been so busy recently that I couldn't have written a tip. I mean, I could have posted like four tips in that time span! But I couldn't due to recent schedule changes. Okay, I have to get something off my chest... This tip was supposed to be posted on the 30th right? But it is actually 3:16 AM here in New York. So basically it is the 1st of July... But let's just say that this tip was posted on the 30th (Wink wink)! Now, the next three tips (including this one) are going to be part of a, well, let's just say series I guess. Basically they all revolve around the same thing. Well, I don't want to spoil it... Okay, tip number 26 is... "Do Not Keep Hair Lengthy!" Now, this tip means that you should keep your hair as short as possible! Super short! Buzz it or go bald or something! Okay, well... Basically, zombies can grab things, we all know that. But if you have something long that they can grab onto to pull you down so they can eat you. They will. I will give you the ideal haircut for both genders. I will start with women. Wrong way: This beautiful lady is showing you the wrong way to cut you hair (Wrong Hairdo: Women). Do not have long hair, because if one zombie reaches out and gets your hair, kiss your life goodbye (that is, unless you are lucky and agile)! Right way: This women is showing you the right way to cut your hair, or even shorter! (Right Hairdo: Women) Okay, now onto the men category. This man (Shane from AMC's The Walking Dead) Demonstrates how short your hair should be. Now, this could also be for women. It is a unisex kind of thing. (Right Hairdo: Men). Now onto the wrong way. This man shows you the wrong hair length that you should have. (Wrong Hairdo: Men) You see the difference? The picture of the day is just a random funny picture sent in to me by an anonymous user! Okay. Tip number 27 will be posted on July 2nd! I will try my hardest to make room in my schedule to post tip regularly. I don't want to keep my fans waiting! Also, the long awaited special "tip" number three will be coming out on Independence Day (4th of July)! See you guys soon!

Picture of the Day: Circle of Life