Monday, June 4, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #16

     Hey I'm back! Just to tell you again zombies are not real, trust me. Not to get your hopes up, but I emailed a few people, zombie writer/director people to visit the blog and stuff, and maybe get an interview! But I honestly don't know what is going to happen yet. Not to get your hopes up. Okay, to get your mind off the (possible) guest appearances, here is tip number 16! "Be Sure You Know How to Hot Wire Cars!" Okay, just to tell you, yes, hot wiring cars is ILLEGAL, but that does not apply in a zombie apocalypse. Now listen, this does not mean to go hot wire cars, this is only for a zombie apocalypse, not real life. Because, you know, if you do hot wire a car, you will get arrested, well actually, it depends on whose car you hot wire, you won't get in trouble (actually you might but I'm not sure) if you hot wire your own car, but you have to have a reason and everything. Okay, now to explain, you might need to hot wire a car in a zombie apocalypse for many reasons, too tired to walk, it is the only vehicle, quick getaway, no key, etc. Even if you won't have to (and you know if) it is always good to know anyway. My next tip will be posted on June 6th! The link of the day is a how to page on how to hot wire your car. Remember, hot wire with safety!
Link of the Day: How to Hot Wire Your Car

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