Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Special Zombie Survival "Tip" #4

     Happy Halloween my zombie slaying friends! Today is the splendid day where we celebrate the ghost and ghouls of the past! Today for the special zombie survival tip I will be discussing... I don't know Haha! I really haven't had a chance to really think about what I would talk about! But I think all I will talk about is what I posted two posts ago. The novel Ragnarok Rising: The Awakening by D.A. Roberts is a zombie novel in which the man himself came to me and asked me to talk about it. All I can say is check out that post. To get to it, go to the bottom right of the page and click the post. If you want, go trick or treating, get some candy, and be safe! Thanks for coming, sorry I didn't have anything good today! But come back and see the next special "tip" on November 6th! That holiday isn't really a holiday, it is Election Day. Come check it out! Also check out the next regular tip on November 1st!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #38

     Hello once again audience! Long time no see! Okay not really but once again I am here to bring you another awesome tip on zombie survival! Also, if your not a fan of zombies and just stumbled upon this blog on accident, check out my other blog (new blog) at as you can probably tell by the URL, I review games upon my opinion of the game! Okay, before I start talking about tip number 38, be sure you check out the last post about Doug Robert's zombie novel called Ragnarok Rising: The Awakening. It is an amazing book, just check it out! Okay, now onto the latest tip, which is... "Use a Quiet Vehicle!" Obviously you understand what I am talking about. It is very smart to use a vehicle that is quiet, rather than use one that is loud. Some examples of loud vehicles are; Cars (although, some cars can be quiet, just be sure it is before you drive around in it!), motorcycles, four wheelers, etc. Now, those are the vehicles you wouldn't want to ride, unless you really had to of course, say to get away from zombies faster than a bike or something. Now, here are some examples of quiet vehicles; Bicycles, walking or running (I consider it a vehicle because it does get you places!). Then again those are just a few, if you can think of anymore, leave us a comment! There are many different means of transportation, not just car or walking or etc. The other ones that might be good are; Air and water! What this means is like, for air, planes or jets or helicopter, and for water, boats or rafts or... I was going to say swimming, but as we all know from Land of the Dead Directed by zombie mastermind George Romero, zombies don't swim, but they sink. This means that they could be hiding in the bottom of the water, waiting for a helpless soul to dive in... Well, that is it for the day. For the link/picture/video of the day, it is just a ton of Gifs (a Gifs is basically a never ending, short video)! Be sure to check out last post, but also check out the next special "tip" on Halloween! See you then!
Caution: These may be gruesome!

Gif of the Day: Confident Zombie Kill

Gif of the Day (2): Baseball Bat Kill

Gif of the Day (3): Axe. Meet Head. Head. Meet Axe.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Ragnarok Rising: The Awakening By D.A. Roberts

     Hello once again my fans! You might have realized that the title is different. Well, in truth, it is the name of a book! My friend Doug "D.A." Roberts messaged me on Facebook about his zombie novel called Ragnarok Rising: The Awakening. Roberts has a very good rank of over 1,000,000. This is a great novel that will have you on the edge of your seat. The infection starts east from California as the unusual riots occur over and over, but quickly spreads across the United States. Initial reports of rioting and chaos begin to appear in the news, slowly spreading east from California. As the unusual “riots” come closer and closer however, the first hints of their true nature begin to emerge. Internet videos show rioters eating those they overtake.When the disturbances finally reach Springfield Missouri, all law enforcement officers are called to field duty. Officer Wylie Grant finds himself manning a remote checkpoint. There the true nature of the “rioters” becomes terrifyingly clear, and only Wylie and Corporal Chrissy Wilder survive the revelation. Their new goal becomes to survive the trip back to the Nathanael County Sheriff’s Office, where the few remaining officers are attempting to regroup. Thinking ahead, Wylie and Corporal Wilder attempt to rescue as many survivors as they can and gather as many resources as possible along the way. Upon their arrival, Wiley finds himself the leader of the rescue efforts, as many officers are stranded throughout the city. During his repeated forays into the zombie infested streets, he discovers that the zombies are not the only enemy humanity is facing. In some cases, they are the lesser evil. As he struggles to cope with the loss of friends and innocents, he discovers that the Evacuation Centers that had been their last hope are part of a government “containment protocol”. No one is being evacuated. Wylie and his team are faced with the realization that no one is coming for them, and the government that they had thought to be their ally has become yet another enemy in an increasingly hostile world. At the end of this post, I will give a link to the homepage of the novel and a link to where you can purchase it. This novel is a great novel to read if you like a challenge. To read a sample chapter of Ragnarok Rising: The Awakening check out the Sample Chapter in the link above. Mr. Doug Roberts also is currently working on a sequel of the novel. The sequel will be called Ragnarok Rising: The Reckoning. Also stated on the site is that there will be many installments (many more) novels! Check those out and if you have any questions of the novel, shoot me or Doug an email and we will answer it! Make sure you buy a copy at! I am currently trying to buy a copy, but just by the Sample Chapter I love it! And that says a lot because I am picky on what zombie movies and novels I like! Be sure to check it out and check out Zombie Survival Tip #37 and the Special Zombie Survival "Tip" on Halloween!

Ragnarok Rising: The Awakening

Amazon Page to Buy Ragnarok Rising

Ragnarok Rising in the News

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #36

     Welcome back guys! Are you prepared for Halloween as well as the next special tip? Halloween is seven days away you know! I am not certain of what the special tip will be, but I will think of it sooner or later. Well, let's just get into it I guess. Here is tip number 36! "Light is a Bad Thing Sometimes!" When you are in a zombie apocalypse, try to hide all the light possible. Especially at night. At night, if your light is visible (try to use candlelight because it will last longer than electricity, and eventually the power grid will go down, so you will have to), use sheets or curtains to hide the light. If your light is visible at night, then zombies will notice that it is the only place with light, meaning food is in there. Light is a very useful thing, but can be dangerous when not used properly. I will explain more on Halloween! I don't really know, I am just running out of time right now! So I will explain later! The next tip will be on October 28th! There will be no picture, video, or link today (Sorry)! But I will see you later!

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #35

     Welcome back my aficionados of zombie survivals! Are you ready for tip number 35? Well, this tip is sorta a sad one, but for the most time is true. This tip is one we as humans never one we want to do... Ever. I mean, who wants to die? Well, I can pretty much guess you know it by now. Here it is... "Bite the Bullet!" (Shoot yourself). Yep... You sad now? Well, their are many times where this can come in play. I will name a few. One is that if you are surrounded by tons of zombies and you have no chance of getting out. I agree with that because who wants to go through the agonizing pain of having their skin peeled off and ripped open. I sure don't. Another is if you are bitten. Well obviously. Say your goodbyes and do it. It is a terrible thing! No person would want to do that. But if you were in those situations, then you might... Okay, well that is all folks. Just to lighten the mood a bit, the link of the day will be zombie jokes. Warning: These jokes are dead right terrible! See what I did there! Haha! Stick in for the next zombie survival tip on October 24th! And don't forget about the special tip on October 31st! Otherwise known as Halloween! See you then!

Link of the Day: Zombie Jokes

Gif of the Day: Zombie Horde

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #34

     Welcome back fans of zombie fiction! As always I have another tip for you! Before I tell you the tip, let me start off with a word of wisdom. This tip is very helpful but you may think otherwise, but let me tell you, if your life depended on it, you would probably do this tip. "If Really Needed. Eat Pet Food!" Right? I know what you're thinking "Eat dog food? I don't think so!" Well, all I can say that if you were literally starving to death and you had no human food left and all you could find is like canned food for pets. There are two choices you can make, one is that you can die from starvation. Two is that you can eat pet food. This is a last resort, I mean sure, you can eat it if you like it... Weird... But I would think of this as a last resort kind of thing where you do it if you really need to. That's all for today guys! Tell your friends about this blog and possibly save a life from the appending zombie invasion (Haha)! Tip number 35 will be posted on October 20th!

Picture of the Day: Now Doesn't That Look Delicious?!

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Zombie Survival Tip #33

     Welcome back guys! It has been awhile! I have been asked some questions to as why I was out for like three months. The reason is because I needed a break from this stuff. Also, I sorta renovated the blog if you noticed! Well, before I get to the tip. I need to talk about a ton of stuff. Just zombie related stuff don't worry... Well, for one, I am going to start off with a random thing. If you like video games and guides and stuff, visit my Ebay because I am selling stuff like that. Basically to find me, my Ebay name is Connerguldenschuh. Okay, now onto the zombie stuff! By the way, all these zombie things will have a link at the bottom! I have to talk about the game that came out on October 2nd, and that game is... Resident Evil 6. This game was made by Capcom and is available now for Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. Now listen to me... I have played tons of video games, and I mean a lot. But this game is the best game I have ever played, it is chock full of action and fear, and it is just awesome! Granted Resident Evil and Dead Space are my favorite series, this game still rocks number one in the top 10 video games I have played! Another thing is that I have this game I think you guys would like. It's a fun game, but can be confusing at first. This game is called Zombie Fluxx. This game is made by Looney Labs, and this game is fun. This game is more a funny game than a scary game. This game is for two to six players, ages eight through adult and it usually takes, for one play through, would take about 10 to 40 minutes. Okay, next off is "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. This comes in two versions, a book and a card deck. I only have the card deck, but it gives a picture in the front, and a description on the back. Here is an example on the front it might say "Heavy Machine Gun and Submachine Gun." Then on the back it would give descriptions on why it is a good gun and whatnot. Check that out at the links below also. Another cool thing is that I found these novels called  "Day By Day Armageddon" by J.L. Bourne. Now, as far as I know, there are only two novels, an original and a sequel. At this exact moment, I am in the middle of the sequel, I couldn't find the original. But let me tell you, I can not put this book down. It is a great book! Check that out in the links below! One other thing. I can't remember what tip number it was. But the tip was "Don't Act Like a Zombie. That Only Leaves You as an Easy Meal!" I think I might have to reconsider. Now that I think about it, if you are fully protected from the guts from getting on your skin, you should be fine. Now that I think about it, zombies can detect us humans by scent, but the scent of undead would fool them into thinking it was another zombie, so I think that the tip should now be "If You Act Like a Zombie. It Is Possible That You Could Live!" I think that is it for now... If I think of any more than I will tell you. Okay, here is the tip."Always Keep Your Guard Up... Always!" This is a very important tip that will keep you alive. This is the main tip that you should always use. This tip will safe your life. You never know what is lurking around the next corner, especially in the dark. (Which you should never go out in the dark). All I can say is have your trigger finger ready, listen up, and keep your eyes open! Tip number 34 will be posted on October 16th. See you then!