Zombie Survival Tip #25

     What up guys! Sorry it is so late that I post this tip! It is 11:57 PM here in New York! I was planning on doing it at 8:00 PM but I didn't get to it because I just got this thing for the computer, called Steam. It is like a gaming engine for the computer. If you like games (who doesn't?) then I recommend you get Steam. If you are interested, email me (at Gnarsomesminecraft@gmail.com) or look it up. It is awesome, I downloaded a free game called Team Fortress 2, it is cool! Okay, enough of that! Onto tip number 25... Actually, before I get to the tip. I just want to say something. Listen closely. Thank you all of my fans for supporting me. I would also like to thank those who followed me and gave me +1 points! Thanks guys! Another thing, tell your friends! Get a Google account or something! I need more points/hits! Oh, by the way, I heard some really mean things about my blog and towards me. So I just want to say that I work really Really hard on this blog. This blog is a survival/comedic blog. Enjoy it! Obtain knowledge! Don't hate a good thing! Wow. I can't believe I am already at tip number 25! It has only been like three months! But trust me, I will never run out of tips. I am one of the smartest people alive (zombie wise). Okay, now onto tip number 25! Tip number 25 is... "Weapons Are Your Best Friends!" This is true. You wouldn't last three minutes in a zombie apocalypse without a weapon. Now, this tip could give people mixed feelings, so let me explain. Okay, yes, weapons are your best friends, but that does not mean to neglect your other friends. Now you understand? It is a metaphor. Okay! Today's picture is of guns. That's it. I just picked a random picture from my zombie vault. I got this picture! Okay! Tip number 26 will be posted on June 24th! Stick around!
Picture of the Day: Your Best Friends

Zombie Survival Tip #24

     Welcome back! Today's tip is one of the ones I have been waiting to do for a long time! This is by far one of the best tips, why you ask? Because it is one of the most easiest ones to explain! Okay, I am just going to get into it! Today's tip is... "Use Your Environment!" This means to use items around you to attack zombies. If you need to, then use things around you, here are some examples of things you could use that you could find anywhere. A fire extinguisher, axe, chair, computer, etc. Use anything to your advantage! This tip makes a lot of sense for two reasons. One, you can use your environment to conserve ammo. Two, you can use your environment to replace a gun. Now, this is like my rule with melee weapons, try not to get close. If you can, try to stay as far away as possible. If you have a fire extinguisher, hit them till they are down, then finish them off! Now, I will give you an example on how this tip is used. The video game series Dead Rising depicts the player using their environment. Basically, the whole game is revolving around the player killing zombies with anything that you see, you can use axes, chairs, magazine dispensers, anything! Now. I don't know if you are thinking the same thing I am thinking. How in the world can you pick up really heavy things like in Dead Rising (the player can pick up very heavy things.)? Well, in the real world, you can't. You can't lift a lot of things in real life that you can pick up in the game. Trust me. I have tried! I can lift heavy things, but I can't lift a magazine dispenser! I will reference back to this game in a later tip. Very later. Okay! That is it for tip #24! Tip #25 will be posted on June 22! The picture of the day is of the Dead Rising video game cover!